BY VK CREATIVE VISION (SWEEKAR MADAN)
AFTER PRICE HIKE
Hello JANTA,
Today I am talking about the major issue (TOMATO PRICE HIKE) which itself being RED, is also making People "RED HOT" with anger by paying such a high price.
#BEING SARCASTIC
THIS PRICE HIKE CAN ALSO LEAD TO BLACK MARKETING
IT MAY BE POSSIBLE THAT IN NEAR FUTURE TAX DEPT, MAY BE FORCED TO START DOING RAIDS ON THE HOUSES OF PEOPLE EATING TOMATO MORE THAN THEIR INCOME.
IN HOUSE CONVERSATION:
AFTER PRICE HIKE
A LADY IS MAKING RAJMA, AND BY MISTAKE SHE CUTS HALF TOMATO EXTRA THEN WHAT SHE NEEDED
HER MOTHER IN LAW WILL SAY:
BAS KAR LIYA NUKSAAN KITNI BAAR KAHA HAI
" AADMI KO RAJMA KI QUANTITY DEKH KE HI TAMATAR JAISI LUXURY ITEM PE CHAKU CHALANA CHAHIYE"
KITNI BAAR KAHA THA BETE KI PEHELE DEKH LE KI BAHU KA QUANTITY MEASUREMENT THEEK HAI KE NAHI
PAR NAHI AB BHUKTO!!!
TO HO JAIYE SAWDHAAN KAHI ZADA TAMATAR KE LALACH ME APKO TAX NA BHARNA PADH JAYE
JANHIT ME JAARI.
REGARDS
(ALL THE SCENARIO MENTIONED ABOVE IS FICTIONAL, EXCEPT THE PRICE HIKE,NO OFFENCE)
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