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Tuesday, 8 November 2016

Rs 1000 , 500 Eliminated - What To Do With Notes

Prime Minister Narendra Damodardas Modi on Tuesday Declared Rs 500 & Rs 1000 Notes As Invalid Currency From Tuesday Midnight to Tackle Rampant corruption and counterfeit currency.

There will be no change in any other form of monetary exchange -- cheque, DD, payment via credit or debit cards, he said.


Your Rs. 500 and Rs. 1000 notes be accepted till November 11 at: 

  1.Petrol Pumps and government hospitals
  2.Railway, airline, government bus  ticket booking counters
  3.Consumer co-operative stores run by state or central       government
  4.Milk booths authorized by state governments
  5.Crematoriums and burial grounds
     

Where can I exchange/ deposit my Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes?
 
From November 10 till December 30 you can deposit the old notes at your nearest bank or post office accounts without any limit. But withdrawals from banks are capped at Rs 10,000 per day and Rs 20,000 per week. This limit will be increased in the coming days.

You can also exchange Rs 500 and Rs 1000 notes for lower denomination at banks, head post offices and sub-post offices. However, the exchange limit has been capped at Rs 4,000, and you can exchange till November 24. One must produce a valid government identity cards like PAN, Aadhaar and Election Card.

The Reserve Bank of India would soon release and circulate new notes of Rs 500 and Rs 2,000.


Here's what the new Rs 500 note will look like: 




And, here is what the new Rs 2,000 note will look like:

 
 

Friday, 19 June 2015

5 Poems & Quotes About Father, You Could Relate With.

By Sweekar Madan

So Here Are The Poems & quotes Specially Refined For You, To Dedicate On Father's Day.


1. You're Not My Father, You Are My DAD 

I'm just sitting here thinking about what you mean to me, Remembering all the things you've done for me, You've been there for me from the start, Knowing what to say to keep me from falling apart, Taking everything that comes your way good or bad, Even though you're not my father you'll always be my dad, I can't count high enough for every time you've went out of your way, Knowing you're there keeps me going everyday, When I need encouragement, you're the first to give it, When I have a problem, you always have the best advise to fix it, I could sit here and say Thank-you from now till I die but it wouldn't be enough, I can only wish if I went through what you did I could be so tuff, I'll always love you unconditionally, From now till an eternity.




2.You were gone before I knew it....

You NeverYou never said I'm leavingYou never said goodbyeYou were gone before I knew it, And only God knew whyA million times I needed you, A million times I criedIf Love alone could have saved you, You never would have diedIn Life I loved you dearlyIn death I love you stillIn my heart you hold a place, That no one could ever fillIt broke my heart to lose you, But you didn't go aloneFor part of me went with you, The day God took you home.

3.Daddy's Little girl

As I look back to see

I remember times spent on your knee



When it came to my biggest fears

you came along to wipe away my tears
But as years started rushing by
I'll have to say with a sigh



You needed me just as bad

and those times were so sad


But now we're a family once more

and I know there's so much in store


You always seem to know when I need a smile

especially when you haven't seen one in a while


We seem to always be on the same page

even though there's a big difference in age


We know how to make each other laugh

and it makes time fly past


Daddy thats why I'm so thankful for you

I would never ask for anyone new


I love you so very much

because you help me with all my problems and such


I know you wish you could give me the world

but I'm proud enough with my title
"Daddy's Little Girl"

QUOTES


"My father used to play with my brother and me in the yard. Mother would come out and say, “You’re tearing up the grass.” “We’re not raising grass,” Dad would reply. “We’re raising boys.”

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Thursday, 19 February 2015

Facebook will NOT donate money based on the amount of likes or shares

By Vk Creative Vision & Swekart,

Hello OnlinerZZ!!

Now Once Again i am Writing About The Selfish Instinct Of Human, Some humans are  Fame Lovers Animalistic creatures who don't deserve to be present on the planet anymore.

People Are Using Every Possible Means Of Getting Recognition Or Money, keeping beside humanity..
From Running A Beggar Mafia to Spreading Hoax Messages on Facebook/ Twitter.

Have a look at the below image which is being spread on facebook stating that

She is suffering from cancer 
Don't ignore friends 
Facebook donated for
Like:-10₹
Comment:-50₹
Share:-100₹
Pls save me frnds.......


THE IMAGE IS NOT HOAX BUT SEE THE CAPTION I MEAN SHAME IT IS HOW PEOPLE ARE PLAYING WITH THE EMOTIONS OF PEOPLE TO GET F**KING LIKES




AT FIRST I ALSO THOUGHT THAT IT MIGHT BE TRUE

 LET'S SHARE IT, BUT THEN I THOUGHT LET'S GET 

INTO DEPTH AND SEARCH WHETHER IT'S TRUE OR 

NOT, AND SEE WHAT I GOT





Monday, 16 February 2015

Why Baby In Beggars Hands Always Asleep??

By Vk Creative Vision & Swekart

Hello People, Now This Is Something Serious! We Come Across it Everyday From Metro Stations To Their Native Destination The Traffic Signals. -"THE BEGGARS"

We Tend To Show Sympathy Towards Them, And Ya we Should, But The Mafia Is Thinking The Other Way Around. 

Ya I Wrote MAFIA isn't this such A strong word to be associated with these poor people. YES IT IS!

But Its The Bitter Truth, that we have to bear that now This Unhuman,cruel,bitchy DUNIYAA!! Are even Using The Poor People For Their Vested Interests, BASTARDS!!

THIS BEGGAR RACKET IS BEING RUN BY THE MAFIA 

ONE QUESTION PLEASE????

HAVE YOU EVER RATED YOUR LEVEL OF SYMPATHY?

NO!!!!!

THE BEGGAR MAFIA SURELY DOES... READ THE FOLLOWING STATEMENT BY A  BEGGAR, IN A CONVERSATION WITH TOI

Some women beggars TOI spoke to said their daily earnings swell to anywhere between Rs 200 and Rs 400 if they carry a kid. "I tried to beg on my own but soon realised that others who had children were earning more. So I too hired a girl to evoke the sympathy of people," a woman beggar at Paradise Circle said.

YOU MUST BE SPELL BOUND??? NO, READ FURTHER I AM NOT SAYING THAT EVERY PERSON THAT BEGS IS A FRAUD BUT THINK BEFORE YOU SHOW PITY.

Should you or should you not give alms to a beggar?

CASE STUDY!!!
"Near the metro station sits a woman of uncertain age.
is confused and dirty, her head bowed in grief.

The woman sits on the dirty floor and next to her lies a bag. In that bag
people throw money. On the hands of a woman, asleep, is a baby. 

THIS SCENARIO IS BEEN WITNESSED BY MOST OF US RIGHT?
Do any of you, dear readers, have children or been with kids? Remember how often they
slept at the age of 1-2-3 years? Hour two, maximum three (not consecutive)
afternoon nap, and again – movement.
NOW TELL ME HOW OFTEN YOU SEE THE BABY AWAKE

THERE MUST BE A CONSPIRACY BEHIND IT THAT NEED TO BE INVESTIGATED.

INSTEAD OF GIVING MONEY TO BEGGARS 
HELP THOSE WHO DO SMALL JOBS AT 
STREETS, THESE PEOPLE HAD PRETTY MUCH THE SAME OPPORTUNITIES AS THE BEGGARS, BUT THEY DECIDED NOT TO "BEG"


THAT'S IT

#BE WISE
#SWEKART














Friday, 23 January 2015

"OLX PE BECH DE" PEOPLE ARE TAKING IT TOO SERIOUSLY!!

BY VK CREATIVE VISION & SWEKART
          
                                                                     HEYO ONLINERZZ.....

Yeah Its True I think That People Are taking "OLX PE BECH DE" TOO SERIOUSLY.
 I MEAN WHAT THE HECK, PEOPLE ARE SELLING COWS TO PYJAMA ON OLX'

HERE ARE THE CRAZY THINGS PEOPLE ARE PUTTING UP ONLINE...

1. FANCY EGGS: YEAH SERIOUSLY ITS THE FANCY ONE.. YE HAI ANDE KA FUNDA


      



2. ITS COW & HER SON: ITS THE CAPTION GIVEN BY SELLER NOT ME LOL!!!





3. I AM SURE WE ALL WEAR PYJAMAS, BUT WILL YOU BUY THIS USED ONE.. SERIOUSLY NOOOOO!!!!



4. AUTORICKSHAW ON SALE LELO LELO BUT UNFORTUNATELY DRIVER PROBLEM HAI ... ROFL!!!!




5. YOU WANT DUCK OLX PE YEBHI MILEGA 9 YRS OLD PAR "NAADAN" HAI BECHARI!!




6. THE WHOLE MOVIE SCRIPT FOR JUST 50 LAKHS...
ABE BHAG JAAAA......







PEOPLE DON'T TAKE TAGLINES TOO SERIOUSLY, 
AB  COLGATE KI TAGLINE HAI " IS TOOTHPASTE ME NAMAK HAI
TO AB AAP USSE RAJMA ME DAAL KE TO NAHI KHAENGE NAA ROFL!!!!



ENJOY IT SHARE IT
#SWEKART
                                                

Wednesday, 21 January 2015

WHATSAPP FOR WEB- THE COMPLETE GUIDE

BY VK CREATIVE VISION & SWEKART

HELLO CHATTERS!!

TECH NEWS FOR YOU, NOW THE MOST POPULAR INSTANT MESSENGING SERVICE                                           "WHATSAPP" AVAILABLE ON YOUR PC.

HERE IS  HOW YOU CAN ACCESS IT ON WEB 

BUT AT FIRST YOU'LL HAVE TO UPDATE WHATSAPP TO LATEST VERSION

1. VISIT   https://web.whatsapp.com/ FROM GOOGLE CHROME.

2. HOMEPAGE WILL BE DISPLAYED THERE YOU WILL SEE A QR CODE ON THE UPPER LEFT SIDE

LIKE THIS 



 

3 NOW OPEN WHATSAPP IN YOUR SMARTPHONE GO TO SETTINGS THERE YOU'LL SEE WHATSAPP WEB OPTION CLICK ON IT, A SCANNER WINDOW WILL BE OPENED

NOW A SCAN CODE WINDOW WILL GET OPEN

4. NOW POINT YOUR PHONE  TOWARDS THE COMPUTER SCREEN & SCAN THE QR CODE THAT WAS DIPLAYED ON HOME PAGE.


PING!! IT'S DONE YOU ARE CONNECTED.

MAKE YOUR PHONE IS RUNNING THE DATA CONNECTION EVEN IF YOU ARE USING THE WEB VERSION BECUASE MSGS WILL BE SYNCED THROUGH YOUR PHONE IN REAL TIME 

THANKS!

#SWEKART TECH UPDATE

Thursday, 15 January 2015

Funny Gestures Indians Do!!!!

By VK CREATIVE VISION (SWEEKAR MADAN)
                                                                         
#SWEKART

HIE INDIAWAALO!
SUGGEST OTHER INDIAWALAS HABITS YOU KNOW IN COMMENTS

Here I go Presenting in front of you Some Of The Gestures WE INDIAWALAS do Instead Of Speaking At Certain Situations,whatever the emotion it is that we are trying to convey there's definitely A gesture For It. LETS GOO BDUMMM..... :D

 1. THE FOREHEAD SLAP
== I BET WE ALL HAVE SEEN OUR MOTHER DOING THIS WHEN WE DO SOMETHING IRRITATING WITH THE SAYING HAYYEE MARJAANA PTA NI KADDO SUDHREGA/GI :P


                                                                     
2. FORGET IT NAHHHH- ITS "CHADDO PARRE"
ITS THE PUNJABI GESTURE OF SAYING
"TUMSE NAA HO PAYEGA"



 3.THE BACK SLAP
WE INDIANS JUST CAN'T GO ON WITH 
OUR CONVERSATION
SUGGEST OTHER INDIAWALAS HABITS YOU KNOW IN COMMENTS WITHOUT HITTING AT THE OTHER'S BACK

                                                                       

4.THE "FAADU GESTURE
IT'S OUR WAY TO EXPRESS SOMETHING 
BEYOND FANTASTIC
YEAH THE BOBBLE HEAD

                                                                     


SUGGEST OTHER INDIAWALAS HABITS YOU KNOW IN COMMENTS 5. "BC MAR GAYE"

ULTIMATE FINGER BITING GESTURE
TO EXPRESS THAT
"
                               AB TO BETA MAR GYE"
                                                                       


SUGGEST OTHER INDIAWALAS HABITS YOU KNOW IN COMMENTS
For More Funny & Sensible Articles Follow
#swekart
                                                                         




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